What Would You Do If...

[Dazzle]

Refuse to give him the apples, because I would need them to fill out my bra...

What would you do if you had to introduce your favorite DN character to your parents?

[Claw]

That would be a problem...since my bro's a DN fan too and might rape them... ; <I'm not saying who it is though!!!>

What would you do if a bunch of Death Note characters walked to your school, randomly entered your homeroom, and abducted you?
<This happened one very faithlessful Halloween to my "friend". I was one of the characters. >

[Youkai Chi]

I would stare at Raito before abducting him and running off from the others and Raping Raito in the janaters closet.... >->


What would you do if you saw an army of unmythical purple elfen monkeys chasing dancing Swedish appled from the cocolime tree down the street? >-> (it involves earlier mentioned crack fit XD)

[thinxice]

I would probably start doing drugs. .. Probably.
Or stop taking them.

WWYDI: You were hit in the face with a clementine.

[Claw]

Swallow it whole 'cause I love clementines. XD

WWYDI: A giant piece of Fruit-ckae found its way into your room? <Ahh to be brain-dead...>

[Dazzle]

Leave it there...

What would you do if you got a text from your favorite DN character? (This text does not involve the desire to rape you, be rape, or perform any action that could construe rape in any way...)

[Claw]

Use my awesome txt tracking ability to find them and attack them! (Or just txt back.. XD)
But since it's a DN char they'd either kill me via Death Note, Gun, or just use a non-tracking phone...

WWYDI: L and Light showed up at your door and handcuffed you to them? (And shall we try to keep it menatlly stable?)
(...Nah.)

[Amane Misa]

I would ask where the heck Misa was as I would much rather be handcuffed to her [ >.> ... What? -looks innocent- ]

WWYDI: A branch-off series of DN was released, and was based off of the happenings of this board?

[Claw]

Read every single book!! I'd love to see that!! XD
It'd be a very hard series to follow... so much randomness and crazyness...

WWYDI: Said branch-off series had YOU as the main character?
(Begin with a long, drawn-out flashback, perhaps?)

[Amane Misa]

I would wonder if I would get a Death Note, and be super-duper happy! haha

WWYDI: You found out your worst enemy turned out to have a DN in this branch-off series???

[Claw]

...Worst enemy...hmmm...I've got a few of those... 0_O There'd be ALOT of DNs in the world. More than six. >_> With my luck I'd probab;y get the seventh.

WWYDI: You picked up Sidoh's DN and traded for the eyes?

[Dazzle]

Use my newfound knowledge of peoples' names to pick up chicks...

<_< ...>_>... <_<...

What it helps a lot to know a girl's name ahead of time...

What would you do if said DN spinoff based upon this board was made into an anime?

[Claw]

Immediantly sign up to be Claws voice-actor...then make some rather intresting bloopers...hug everyone else...

WWYDI: SAME QUESTION TO YOU!!!

[Amane Misa]

Totally sign up to be Ket's [my alt char] voice actor/creator and write her scenes since nobody would be able to do it right >.>

WWYDI: The person who designed your character in this said anime totally botched it up and ruined them?!?!?!?!

[Youkai Chi]

I'd kick their ass and take Chi back over

WWYDI: You saw an idiot running down the street wearing all Death Note clothing and such chanting "Kira" over and over? >->

<<I plan to do this >3 >>