Post by felixfalora on Jul 30, 2008 18:51:50 GMT -5
My Lack Of Knowledge On Computers
Wow, just... wow! I KNOW HARDLY ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS! All I want to do is unzip this fucking file and get it onto my Stepmania game, but no... I get shit instead. So this brings me to my next point.
Assholes On The Internet!
I ask for assistance, but get nothing. Then some guy suggests I format my PC. Without knowing what that is, I ask how to do it. He tells me and I'm about to do it, but I see a message from a girl he called a "troll" telling me it would wipe everything. So I ask dad, whose into electronics. He tells me that's exactly what it does. So here I am on the first day in the forums, an innocent little newbie... GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY SOME ASSHOLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW, WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING PILE OF DOG SHIT! THIS MAN IS THE EPITAMY OF FUCKERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO GET ME TO FUCK MY COMPUTER UP WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING! IF I EVER FIND HIM, I'M GOING TO RAM A SHOTGUN UP HIS ASSHOLE AND PUMP HIM FULL OF LEAD! I'M GOING TO SLICE HIS FUCKING THROAT, WATCH HIM BLEED TO DEATH, THEN STUFF HIS BODY WITH ABOUT FIVE FUCKING GRENADES AND WATCH HIS ASS GET BLOWN TO FUCKING HELL!
Edit: Old DeviantArt Nemesis
Oh, that fucking bastard... It's Kryptic-Guy, the same guy who threatened my friend's life over her art, I can't fucking believe it! I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE GONE FOREVER, BUT NO! I HAVE TO FUCKING FIND HIM ON THE ONLY SITE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP HIM! WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Kryptic-Guy is the most rascist, sexist asshole I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. Since he knows I'm gay, he treated me like a woman and told me such vulgar sentences as...
"Why don't you stay in the kitchen, you cunt?"
He ran around DeviantArt screaming...
"Niggers must die."
It pissed me off to know end! The racism and sexism had to stop! Eventually he was reported and banned! I was so overjoyed that I threw a party and celebration. I never wanted to see him again.
BUT NO! GOD FUCKING HATES ME APPARANTLY! NOW I'M ON A FORUM WITH THAT ASSHOLE AND I CAN'T GET ANY ANSWERS BECAUSE THE ADMINS LIKE HIM! WHAT FUCKING SHIT! I bet you all think I'm immature, that I should calm down and stop cursing... BUT NO! KRYPTIC-GUY HAS CAUSED THE ATOMIC BOMB THAT IS MY MIND TO EXPLODE IN ANGER AND HATE! HE IS AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN IN THE MOST DRAMATIC WAY! HE BEATS AND RAPES WOMEN! HE THROWS NON-WHITES TO THE GROUND AND SHOOTS THEM! LIKE I SAID BEFORE, IF I EVER SEE HIM, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM! AND OF COURSE I'LL GO TO JAIL! WHERE IS THE FUCKING JUSTICE?! HUH?! WHERE IS THE FUCKING JUSTICE IN MY GOING TO JAIL FOR KILLING THIS ASSHOLE?!
Wow, just... wow! I KNOW HARDLY ANYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS! All I want to do is unzip this fucking file and get it onto my Stepmania game, but no... I get shit instead. So this brings me to my next point.
Assholes On The Internet!
I ask for assistance, but get nothing. Then some guy suggests I format my PC. Without knowing what that is, I ask how to do it. He tells me and I'm about to do it, but I see a message from a girl he called a "troll" telling me it would wipe everything. So I ask dad, whose into electronics. He tells me that's exactly what it does. So here I am on the first day in the forums, an innocent little newbie... GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY SOME ASSHOLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW, WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING PILE OF DOG SHIT! THIS MAN IS THE EPITAMY OF FUCKERS ALL AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO GET ME TO FUCK MY COMPUTER UP WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M DOING! IF I EVER FIND HIM, I'M GOING TO RAM A SHOTGUN UP HIS ASSHOLE AND PUMP HIM FULL OF LEAD! I'M GOING TO SLICE HIS FUCKING THROAT, WATCH HIM BLEED TO DEATH, THEN STUFF HIS BODY WITH ABOUT FIVE FUCKING GRENADES AND WATCH HIS ASS GET BLOWN TO FUCKING HELL!
Edit: Old DeviantArt Nemesis
Oh, that fucking bastard... It's Kryptic-Guy, the same guy who threatened my friend's life over her art, I can't fucking believe it! I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE GONE FOREVER, BUT NO! I HAVE TO FUCKING FIND HIM ON THE ONLY SITE THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP HIM! WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Kryptic-Guy is the most rascist, sexist asshole I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. Since he knows I'm gay, he treated me like a woman and told me such vulgar sentences as...
"Why don't you stay in the kitchen, you cunt?"
He ran around DeviantArt screaming...
"Niggers must die."
It pissed me off to know end! The racism and sexism had to stop! Eventually he was reported and banned! I was so overjoyed that I threw a party and celebration. I never wanted to see him again.
BUT NO! GOD FUCKING HATES ME APPARANTLY! NOW I'M ON A FORUM WITH THAT ASSHOLE AND I CAN'T GET ANY ANSWERS BECAUSE THE ADMINS LIKE HIM! WHAT FUCKING SHIT! I bet you all think I'm immature, that I should calm down and stop cursing... BUT NO! KRYPTIC-GUY HAS CAUSED THE ATOMIC BOMB THAT IS MY MIND TO EXPLODE IN ANGER AND HATE! HE IS AGAINST EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN IN THE MOST DRAMATIC WAY! HE BEATS AND RAPES WOMEN! HE THROWS NON-WHITES TO THE GROUND AND SHOOTS THEM! LIKE I SAID BEFORE, IF I EVER SEE HIM, I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM! AND OF COURSE I'LL GO TO JAIL! WHERE IS THE FUCKING JUSTICE?! HUH?! WHERE IS THE FUCKING JUSTICE IN MY GOING TO JAIL FOR KILLING THIS ASSHOLE?!